February 2012
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Personnel Report
Deirdre’s interest waned considerably when there wasn’t an attractive young ethnic involved in the situation. It appears Deirdre reacts most favorably to the Latins, but has a high affinity towards the Eurasians as well.
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P.C. 30.02
…felony of the second degree if committed in a habitation…
Today, I learned that if a woman:
is in the process of getting a low-cost divorce
has filed for a protective order
and called the cops to her house four times in the previous two days (once for an assault family violence);
if her soon-to-be ex-husband:
breaks through the window of her residence,
in which he has not...
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My idea of class warfare is having my dogs shit in rich people’s lawns then pretending not to understand English or Spanish when they yell at me to pick it up.
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Stripped of their weapons, they lie dead.
My transition into the night is not going so smoothly. I’m stuck with a misogynist, racist cretin living out a bullied boy’s fantasy of revenge against the dissociated poor. Hordes of obese, aged caricatures of men gather whenever I’m called in to search a female, then make disgusting remarks about their level of (physically impossible, given their combined girth + age) arousal....
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January 2012
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It’s often difficult to tell when Ms. Dawson is joking, an inscrutability she seems to relish almost as much as her incomparable ability to infuriate the majority she comes across. ”I love haters!” she exclaims with the pithy insouciance of a much younger girl.
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Rough Translation of Work Conversation
Yo: Why did you...make shit in the street?
Viejo: No, no, no. I did not make shit in the street.
Yo: Are you sure?
Viejo: Yes, I am sure. I do not do bad things.
Yo: Very well. Carry on, do not do bad things. Do not make shit in the street.
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